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Zachary Lai (4D)
Debate: Kidneys vs. Stomach
Kidneys: Hey! Stomach! Ｗe’re so great! Yesterday we helped Sam (our master) filter out all of
his unwanted fluids, then they went through the ureter, into the bladder, then finally
out the urethra! What would Sam do without us?
Stomach: Man, listen, I’m the most important one because I help Sam digest the food he eats!
Kidneys: Oh yeah? Ｗe’re better.
Stomach: No, I’m better.
Kidneys: Okay, both organs are good, but we still think we’re better.
Stomach: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a duel.
Kidneys: No problem.
Stomach: Oww!
Kidneys: Eek! Stomach juice!
Stomach: Eww! Urine!
Kidneys: Ahhh!
Stomach: I won! Yay! Yay!
Kidneys: Ｗe’re still better because ------
Sam: Eek, guys, you better get back to work. I’m starving and thirsty!
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