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Writing Spark A Trip with Rick Astley

4A Lee Hei Yuen

I have rickrolled a lot of people in my life, the same people over and over again. After a while, I started to get bored
rickrolling the same people many times, I decided it was time for my ultimate rickrolling task: Rickroll Rick Astley.
Now, you might think this is a crazy idea and I’m insane, but no, I’m actually serious. You might expect that I will lose,
considering Rick Astley is the creator of the rickroll. Yes, that may be true, but everyone has weaknesses. I’ll just taunt his
weaknesses, make him triggered, make him fall into the trap, and rickroll him with a video. I still don’t think it will be easy
though. It will take almost half a day to dig a hole, leaving me less than 12 hours to lure him into the hole trap. Also, most
videos have ads, so I will be uncertain if the rickroll video will be preceded by one at that time. Plus, if I failed to rickroll
him once, he would be suspicious of my action in the future. If this is too complicated for you to understand, here is what I’m
trying to tell you: I only have ONE shot at this.

I took out my portal gun, multi-shovel, and time-lapse boots. I couldn’t take my time-machine watch though, because
it might wreak the time-space continuum. I was ready to jump into the portal when I forgot my invisibility transparent
blanket. I put it in my bag and jumped into the portal.

I went into a forest to first dig the hole. Thanks to my multi-shovel, I was able to get it done within a few hours. One
and a half, to be exact. I took out my video finder and found the rickroll video with no ads. I didn’t close it because I was
afraid when I reopen it after, there may be an ad. I was not going to risk it, like I said before, I only have one shot at this.

But something was going on. Rick Astley has left for the airport, for some reason. I thought desperately, trying to
make an idea to follow him. When I almost gave up, I remembered my flying suit. It was hard to follow him because I
would be easily spotted. Either people would hear me breathing, or some dog would smell me out. Luckily, there was
no dog on my way following Rick Astley. Nobody heard my breathing either. It was not easy finding Rick Astley’s plane,
considering there are almost a hundred planes in the airport. Eventually, I saw him as he walked down to the plane, which
was heading to France.
When he arrived at France, Rick Astley was nowhere to be seen. I took out my human tracker and found him in the
forest where I planted the hole. I teleported to him and found him making a spear for fish. At this point, I hid behind a tree
and pulled off my invisibility transparent blanket. When he saw me, he already started a fire and was cooking four fish. He
asked me if I wanted some.

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